I’m sure I have mentioned it before, but in case you weren’t paying attention, you should know that I am very clumsy. I fall down. I crash into things. I spill. A lot. Especially when I’ve got a little Captain in me. Or a little Grey Goose. Or a little Jameson.

Yesterday was Lish and Josh’s big engagement party. It was a gorgeous event and I got to meet a lot of Lish’s family friends I had heard so much about. I made it through about 83.5% of the evening with little to no clumsy incidents. But, I was wearing white. Which means there was no way I was going to get out of that party with out spilling something.

And I spill I did. I spilled red wine. Right down the front of my beautiful dress. Totally not embarrassing. Thank god my bridesmaids dress is navy blue.

Moral of this story is that I can’t be trusted. And don’t under any circumstances hand me a drink that isn’t clear.

Please and thank you.

Love and Beer Floats

P.S. Eric is looking at me like "Who is this girl. Why can't she get her act together?"