Bacon and Eggs

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I’m getting to that age where lots of my friends are taking the ultimate plunge and getting married. For years we have been talking about who would be first and slowly but surely, they are dropping like flies. I am not implying I don’t like marriage because truthfully I think marriage is awesome and will be the greatest adventure. But seriously, boom, boom, boom. Engagement here, wedding there. Marriage is all around me.

Lucky for me I love a good wedding. Well, really I like a good party, so I’m excited for the showers, engagement parties, bachelorette parties and wedding rangers.

Saturday I was lucky enough to attend my beautiful friend Julia’s bachelorette party. It was a great time with great friends, but I couldn’t help but notice this amazing phenomenon called I will call “penis emersion.” Never have I seen so many penises in one place. Not actual live penises but plastic and paper and glass penises. There are straws, and light up hats, and pin the penis on the man games. Bottom line, they are everywhere.

But, I lucked out this weekend and got an extra special penis. The girls saved me the bacon and eggs penis. The only one that involved cooking. I guess my reputation is spreading. As a food lover that is.




And stay tuned for a very special engagement announcement on NFT!

Love and Beer Floats
Angela